I am not happy at...

the moment. My upstairs neighbour (must be female or blatantly gay) has bought a Leona Lewis CD and is playing it out loud. And singing too. I can understand that you like music, but Leona? And singing? On a sunday? And waking the whole neighbourhood? Why am I saying things about it, I am normally the one waking everybody! Haha. I should stay in the Rock mode I was in yesterday, think like Liam Lynch and say: "Yeah, Whatever!"

But if she thinks she can win, she got it wrong. I've got dubstep, the dirtiest music. And the bass drops..... NOW!!! Ave it! Bam bam bam, brr brr brr brr brr bam bam bam boing boing boing boing. Yeah! I am the winner! No music from her anymore!

Why am I awake this early on a sunday? Because of her. And because I can. It's my day off, and I'll be having a busy day today. Going to a Total today, and then to see if my dad is okay. He was injured whilest working at Disneyland, China. His scaffolding came down, while he was standing on it. Disney ain't happy about that, neither am I. So I will see how he is. He says he is fine, but that's man talk. We are tough. But not that tough. His scaffolding was made of bamboo! Can you believe it? Bamboo. How weird is that?

The washing machine is tumbling. Spinning around like there isn't tomorrow. What a saying! Or am I using it wrong? I think so. It will get clean! I hope so. Or I will hurt the machine, I will..... erm..... shout at it! Yeah, that's the drill.

I forgot to say Goodmorning! Goodmorning to you all. Visitors from Germany, India, the United States, United Kingdom. Which country was a weird one in the list? Ow yeah, Russia! Well, hello to you, brother/sister! Always nice to speak to other members of this planet! And this planet is huge! So big. But a warm welcome to you!

Yep, this is the world we live on. It is huge. I wish I could see the world in all of it's glory. But the only way I do it, is by watching TV. National Geographic, Discovery Channel, etc. But what annoys the living f**k out of me, is the commercials every 10 mins. (sorry Rob for using the F-word, wasn't my intention). But it is so annoying. I don't care about green electricity. Or green gas. I have it. The gas doesn't look green tho, but blue. I don't care about which mobile provider is cheaper, I've got the best: T-Mobile. I know who Ceasar Milan is. Leave me alone with stupid commercials.

In the Netherlands, after 12 o'clock, there are alot of...erm.... dirty commercials on screen. So dirty, if you watch them, you want to clean the screen with a cloth. Sex commercials. If you are interested in a mature teenager, or a granny..... we've got it all. All night long. Sex on TV, it's horrible. "Call this number if you want to speak to a horny teenager". Why would I need to do that? I could just listen to myself!

I'm not a teenager. Lol. Wish I could be. Go back in time. Getting back to reality! Check! Sometimes I hate Comedy Central too. Such stupid shows they air. These shows annoy me. Here's a list:

• 8 simpel rules (Kaley is in it, that's the only plus)
• 3rd Rock from the Sun (Stay on another planet, not here)
• Community (WTF? Grownup education?)
• Malcolm in the Middle (Just kill the mom)
• Psych (Come on, a show about this?)
• Spin City (Never liked an American major)
• Takeshi's Castle (Proves to me that Asians have stupid shows)
• The Cleveland Show (Not funny without the Griffins)
• The IT Crowd (How many prices this has won, I don't care, it's shit)
• The Middle (I wish it was called the End, because it has killed TV shows)

Yes, this is a short list. Probably alot more shows they air, which are shit. Sorry Rob, I said it again! They should have proper shows. They have got a few. Another list you want?

• 30 Rock (Simplicity is the key factor)
• Better off Ted (Cruelty is so funny)
• Californication (The life we all want to lead, careless)
• Family Guy (No need to explain)
• Frasier (Old school humour)
• Scrubs (Too funny!)
• South Park (Not always, but so entertaining)
• That 70s Show (Mila!)
• The Simpsons (LEGENDS)

Comedy Central will not listen to me. Sad. But it used to have real comedy shows, now it's more shit then quality. I hate changing channels all the time, because I can never find the remote. I want a channel which I can watch all day long. MTV isn't a good one, TMF is useless, Nickelodeon.... I AM NOT 12. Dutch TV? Rip offs. They all show shows from other countries, like England. Hole in the Wall was/is a succes in the UK, but not in NL. Failure. People want quality shows, not dumb shows, where you can see people in lycra. Or shows like Jersey Shore, which ain't bad, but the dutch version of it, is just horrible. Sex here, sex there. And rude. I don't like rude language all the time, and stupidity. If I want to see something stupid, I will look into a mirror, and see myself!

If I could change the world............ I wouldn't. I would have nothing to complain about!

I hate you!!!!!

Blogspot. I hate you! For not being able to let me typ my blog. I can't remember if I wrote a blog yesterday? Stupid of me. Do I care? Nope!

Today was a good day! Not for my neighbours, we will come to that in a minute. But back to today. I woke up at 8 o'clock Holland time. Not American time, or England time, but Holland time. I've had an appointment with people, who would come to check my boiler. This happens every year. Maintenance check. It was alright, only took them 45 minutes to finish. I wanted to poop, or do the dishes, but with them walking around the flat, it would be akward. And no hot water. Grrrr. Horrible. But when they left, I went back on doing what I normally do, f**k all. Browsing the Internet, looking for everything and nothing. Yesterday I looked at the video on youtube of that bloke who did the Evolution of Dance. Not that watching it would improve my life, but I was bored stiff. Or the best beatboxer. Wow. Wild life I lead.

But this morning, while browsing, I looked into my "Rock"  folder on the computer, and found a Korn track, which amazed me. I couldn't believe it, brought back memories. From the 90s. So I went on looking further and found a Limp Bizkit album on the computer aswel! I got into Rock Mode today, Rammstein all the way. And yes, I can grunt. I have a low voice when I can. When I am in any mode, if it's Rock of Hardcore mode, I will sing and dance while doing stuff. It brings me joy!

Like the song I've got on right now, United States of Whatever. It's such a horrible but so funny song! My throat goes bonkers, but like I care. It makes the dishes dissapear quicker!

But when I put all the music on the USB stick, and plugged them into the stereo, it made me think about the good ol' 90s. When we all watched MTV for the music, and not for the shitty 16 shit they have on right now. It was ground breaking stuff they aired. It was always a good channel! And the 90s was all about buying singles. When you saw the video, you bought the single. Or heared it on the radio. Nowadays it's so unpersonal (is that a word?). You download it. No connection anymore with anybody. So weird. You heared a song and you wanted to have it yourself, so you went and bought it. You supported the artists, and also the busdriver. You made sure that the song was in your posession. It was yours, and you were proud of it!

In those days, I didn't had a portable CD player, but a cassette player. So I always made mixtapes. Which were amazing. I can tell you stories about them. Ok, one story. Tiesto is a world famous DJ, and back in the days, he was one of the first DJ's who did a concert. A whole concert, based on the DJ. Now it's normal, but then it was new. I stayed up all night, recording it on cassettes. I stayed all 8 hours next to the radio, it was an event which had never been there before. I was part of it, in a way. Now, you just download it. Click, save, and play. Where is the interaction with the music? Who gets excited when they open the case, and look into the booklet? Who always digs deeper into the artist, without going onto Wikipedia? Or go on a website with the songlyrics? Back in those days, you didn't needed to. You would sing it your way. The artist may have pronounced it differently, but you didn't care. You sung so loud, even though it didn't made sense.

The 90s were brilliant. They made the music industry big. In the early stages, back in the 60s, it was different. It was a different kind of industry. In the 90s it grew to a beast. We all had several CD's in our collection. We went out to buy a CD every month, to be up to date with the styles. Like the NOW collection, we have Hitzone in the Netherlands. You wanted to have the whole collection. The passion for music has left, and changed into a digital version of it. I hate the digital love. Not digital music. But the music business. I hate it when you can download an album only on Itunes. I don't have it. I hate the digital world for it! I hate it!

I've watched videos earlier online, to get the MTV feeling back. Back into those days, were we wanted to watch videos whichs were amazing. Nowadays videos need to be shockingly expensive. And who pays for it? People who don't have a feeling with music anymore. People don't know when an artist, who sings on a CD perfectly, sings crap when it's live. Live isn't like it used to be. We want to see music, instead of getting touched by it. Damn you MTV, for changing the world! I hate you......... and blogspot!

Bingo Players - Cry (Just A Little)

Make sure you listen to this song, because it will be the anthem of this summer!!!! Enjoy!

My gran was here....

yesterday. The first time ever in my flat. She had never been before, because she lives in Rotterdam, and while Grandad was alive, they couldn't. Grandad wasn't alright. He could drive, but we were more afraid of something happening while driving. But now he left us all (RIP Opa) and mum offered to pick her up (she offered before, but they never did, they didn't wanted to become a burden). She came two days ago, or was it three days ago? I can't remember. She is here till thursday. So that's good!

She loved the flat. Loved it. She said "you always said the neighbourhood was shit, but if you compare this to Rotterdam, this is luxurious!" "For this amount of rent, you get to live in area's in Rotterdam no one wants to live in". It's true, I pay a few euro's a month, but it's low compared to Rotterdam. A bigger city, a bigger pricetag on stuff. So I live in a cool area! I would never live in Rotterdam, don't like people from there!

She had a coffee, and started talking about everything. Mostly with mum about people they both knew. Mum lived in Rotterdam till she....erm.... got grey hair? I don't know. She lived and worked with her mum aswell. So she knows a few people. So it made me look like a fool, sitting there not having a clue what they were chatting about. But that's normal. She also spoke about grandad. It made me sad. If he would have been alive, the family wouldn't be torn like this. The family is fucked. Really fucked.

But I don't care about others, when they don't care about me. So fuck 'em. We all understood that. But then she talked about Indonesia, where my family comes from, where my roots are. My grandad was born there, so my roots go back into Indonesia. She always wanted to go with the kids to the place where "papa" was born, his country. All the other kids have been already, but not mum. She is going next year with gran and my dad. If you look at my mum, you can tell she has other roots. But my dad is as white as a sheet. That will be funny. Not that he cares, he has been in more countries on this world than anybody else.

She then started to talk about her holidays to Indonesia. And funny stories. She had one, which made my stomache turn, and my eyes water! OMG that was funny.

I don't know where she was at that moment, but in those area's you can get stomache problems, which are caused by the weather and the food. At one point, she sat in the car with Christien, my auntie. And she felt that her stomache was going nuts, that feeling you have before you actually go for a poop. But obviously there aren't as many toilets over there. They stopped, she went to a booth that looked like a toilet, and rushed through the doors, and found...... a hole in the floor. That's normal over there, but not here. She bended a bit, to pull her underwear down, and she pooped all over the wall! Not in the hole, the wall! So hard! OMG I am still laughing. She showed me what position she was in while doing it! Hahahahaha!

She then got hold of some water, and tried to get it off the walls! She called Christien, and she said "mum, how could you?" Well, when you have to, you have to! They both stormed out, but then a man called them, saying "pay for toiletuse". Gran payed, and the man said "no, two people". Pfew, that was good, if he would walk in, he couldn't point out who pooped on the wall! Christien or gran! And yes, later that day, they saw the toiletman again, and he looked at Christien and gran with a look on his face, which could kill people.

OMG I laughed out loud. I really did. It was so funny. Mum couldn't stop laughing too! I miss gran already. She is here at mums till thursday, so I will visit her before she goes back! Maybe I'll have some stories to tell!

Here a picture of gran and grandad:

Shit quality tho, I am sorry. I miss you grandad! Your wisdom will never be lost!

Brutal Truth

What a rave that was. I've been looking throught the videos on Youtube, and it was amazing! Unbelievable! I wish I could go back in time, to one memorable day. A day where I rocked my socks! Here's the video:

It was amazing! Several raves bring back good memories. But this one was superb. DJs were great, I even enjoyed Neophyte. I think Day-Mar was there too. Dana made the place go nuts! Why do I bother? I've got not a lot of ravey friends lol.

Another rave where I wanted to be, was Freeformation 2010 in London. The aftermovie looks so splendid. The track they use as background music (not really background, it's blast out loud) is Kevin Energy - Vetu Levi, such a monster anthem! Here's the video:

I know the answer to the question I've been asking myself: YES I NEED TO GO TO A RAVE! I miss that feeling, the atmosphere, the vibe. If you haven't been to a rave before, don't judge people who do. Don't judge the music. Judge yourself for judging others!

The weather is.....

beautiful! No sun. It's grey, and that's what I love. I am a miserable person who likes that! Yes! Delicious? Neh, can't eat it. But wish I could! The only thing I miss is rain!

I had a nightmare last night. Scared the bejezus out of me! I was in the flat with H, and suddenly all the power went out. No electricity. That's not a bad thing, simply fixed. I walked to a closet, and opened it. It has got all fuses and electricity related in it. So when I turned the main fuse, I get electrified, and the only thing I say is "call an ambulance". And then my eyes open up, and I lay awake in bed. WTF does that mean? Never touch the fuse? Never sleep naked? I don't know. Ow maybe never to take a shower before going to bed? I don't have a clue. Weird dream! I have several weird dreams a week. Yep that's normal. Dreams about being chased with an axe, dreaming about bombs, etc. My mind is still in hyper mode whilest asleep!

What am I going to do today? And why am I awake this early? Because Grandma is coming to visit! Not to stay, no one stays in this dump lol. She is going to check the flat, and she must leave tho at 1, because I need to go to work. Earn some money! For the new NUMARK MIXTRACK PRO! Yes, my newest DJ Equipment! The end of the month it will arrive! And I get excited about it! Let's see if mighty Google can provide me with a picture:

That's going to be mine! Woohoo! Love it, don't you? No? F*ck off then! Lol. No stay! PLEASE STAY AND READ THE BLOG! Who else is going to do it?

I've still got an hour to clean the flat, it ain't all done. A bit here, a bit there. The washing up, the wash, hoovering. I need to leave her with a good impression of me, so she can brag about it in Rotterdam to other members of the family! Yes, I am that type of guy! I love it! I already got rid of the naked pictures on the wall, no chips on the floor, toilet is clean, etc. It's a luxurious place to be, you can fry an egg, put it on the floor, and eat from it! You always can, but E-Coli is my floors friend! Try before you die, I would say lol. Bugs love the flat too! I think it has got something to do with my Ambi-Pur airfreshener, it's buglicious!

Oeps, just waisted 4 minutes! Should do something. At least get dressed. It's not appropriate to let guests see me naked hahaha. Hope you all have a nice day, maybe I'll post some pictures later, or tomorrow. You might never know. I make promises, but I never keep them! That's me! And you love it!

Happy Mothersday....

to all mothers in the Netherlands. Because it is mothersday over here.  Let's see if Google has a nice picture for me to post:

Thank you Google. Where would we be without Google? A life without Google? A life without Internet? Can we imagine that? I think it would be hard tho, living without it. Could we manage? No. It has grown into us, it has become a part of our lives. We need the internet, even tho it can destroy so much. It is ridicilous what it can do to us. It can make us happy, it can make us cry. Damn you internet. You are like a prossie, we have to pay someone (the pimp) to use you. If we don't pay, no pleasure. And it's hard not to be online.

I am a generation who started working on computers and internet. I still remember me sitting in a classroom, using Windows 95 for the first time. Everything was about to change. If you would compare it to how it is in college's nowadays, we were the Stone Age. Still used pen and paper alot. How it can all change in a short period of time!

We were getting into Windows, I wanted to play a card game with other members of my class. I wasn't into the details of it, I didn't care if the computer had to be rebooted etc. That wasn't my thing. I got the hang of that myself, when I first got my own computer, a Macintosh. Yes, a Macintosh. My first Windows computer came years after I left college. Those computers were so expensive at that time, Macintosh all the way!

It's a bit the same as with mobiles. I got the hang of it a bit later then expected. Everybody else had a Nokia, I got a phone which probably came from Nigeria, or Pakistan. So stupid. Not even working properly. I had a crap phone. But I shouldn't be ungrateful, it was a present. I can tell you a secret about it? Ok then!

It was weeks before christmas, and my parents had the tree and everything. The presents were underneath it. And I saw a big package, which had my name on it. I got so excited, I wanted to know what was in it! I couldn't wait for them to leave the house for a few hours, so I could feel it, or maybe.......... Yes Open it!

Yep, they were laying around it like this. And I couldn't resist myself. I needed to know what was in that! So I used a Stanley knife, and caution. Alot of it! Because my mum notices everything. Everything. If someone on the moon would take a dump, she would spot it. (erm.... that's ridicilous, poop would flow into orbit, wouldn't it?). She would notice alot, so I had to be a bit less greedy. I opened it, and it was a shit present. A shit phone to be precise. It was a phone foreign kids use to walk with. Not me, I am white (no offense). And ofcourse she found out. Grrrr. Mums are dangerous, they know everything. How? I don't know. Maybe because I couldn't keep it a secret from my sister, and she told mum? Damn you women! lol.

Nowadays I don't give a shiny sh*te about christmas, easter, and all holiday related things. I don't even like my own birthday. I hate it. I don't like it when people, who are full of themselves throughout the whole year, stick more butter up their arses. I don't like it. People who I never see, suddenly want to be part of your celebration. Or go to church all of a sudden. They haven't been to church in a whole year, so why now? Why now care about poor kids in Kenya? Or people who don't even know how it is to live our lifestyles around the big event? It should all be banned!

It's so weird. They want us to think about poor people, while we are eating roast dinner! Or have people around you which you don't like. I want no party at all. Party every day I would say. If you really cared about me, come by throughout the year, not just once. So you only come on my birthday? I don't come to yours, you simply are careless too! I don't do birthdaycards too, I think they are annoying. As I said, if you don't come in a whole year, don't send me a lame card. Happy birthday, my arse. F*ck off. Save your pennies! F*ck off!

Yep, a rant. Another one. How silly am I? I should be grateful. I am, only to myself! I am happy! Can't you tell? No? You are damn right. No need to explain, do I?

I am going to the loo, talk to you all later!