And the winner is.....

me! I am not lying. I am really sorry for those who visit this blog every day, and hoped to be the 1500th visitor. I am sorry. I didn't wanted to be the winner, but it just happened.

So no prize for anybody. For me only. Ow, you don't know what I am talking about? I told on BookFace that the 1500th visitor would win a prize. And to be honoust, I would dedicate a blog entirely to him/her. But now it's going to be a blog about me. Sorry for that.

But to be nice too, ain't you all winners every day? You get to read a cool and weird blog, written by me! Isn't that awarding enough?

Let's talk about BookFace. It's been annoying the last couple of days. People keep using some apps, where you can vote for your friends position, or you can answer question about them. And the person you answered about, has to go to that app, answer a few questions too, and then it reveils the answers others gave. I don't want too. I know some people ain't my closest friends. I know I ain't the sexiest person alive. I wouldn't stand a chance against Colin Firth, Leonardo Di Caprisun, or whoever your sexiest person is. So why would I go and have a look on their app? I don't. I tried it once, but got annoyed.

Another annoying thing about BookFace is the fact that it ain't fair. Imagine a life without BookFace? I can't. And thank God it hasn't been offline recently. I would go nuts. But the BookFace app for my Blackberry is shit. Absolutely shit. Can't believe it. Hyves is shit too. Twitter is shit too. Why?

If I go on BookFace for Blackberry, and I go to my inbox, all of a sudden, I get all those unread messages which I already have deleted from my computer. Sometimes it's just a few, but sometimes hundreds. It's not always up to date with stuff like that. And it keeps deleting pokes. Twitter does the same bullshit. Keeps blocking and deleting people. And I always loose alot of tweets. How come? I don't know. Complete failure.

The most weirdest thing that can happen, is BookFace being offline. That would disrupt the whole world. What will we do? Rob ain't sharing his opinion of the government, Tami not able to talk about the love of her life (nope, it ain't me), Hayley not being able to talk about her sex machine, etc. And I couldn't violate your eyes with my writings. It's pure eye porn. Wow, never thought that I would write something crazy like this. Eye porn. Hahahaha. You see? I do polute the internet with my jibber jabber. Should I stop?

No I'm not going to stop. I will never stop. Quiting is for losers. And I know I am one, but I ain't going to quite. I am strong enough to survive. I hope.

Eye porn. Hahahahahaha. I am truly a crazy dutchman.