The Netherlands, The UK and the USA.....

are miserable countries! Oops, I've said something not nice. Should I be punished? Nope, I'll explain in a minute. Let's do a nice round first, and welcome you!

Welcome. Hope you are alright. You might wonder why I don't do a video, but there is a simple reason for that : I look like shit. Not a nice way to polute Youtube with my morning uglyness.

Let's get back to the topic of this morning. These three countries are miserable, in several ways. To live in, for a start. What did they say about the USA? Every 3 minutes someone gets murdered? Wanna live there? And the UK? Every 3 minutes a car gets stolen! No no no. Not a place for me to go to. And for those who read this, I am not lying. Maybe in the amount of minutes, but not in general. It's just so sad!

I would never want to live in the USA, not my type of country. I don't like fakeness. It's too hard for Americans to explain themselves, but it is true. As I said a few blogs back, they are fake. Spending money that they don't have, living a lie. Why live a life that you can only achieve with money that ain't yours? Be happy with what you got. And Santa doesn't come just because you have 4 christmastrees! He will come to you, if you'd only have one tree! But is it nice to live in the Netherlands, you might think?

No, and yes. A definate no, because of everything that we have to pay. We pay so much every much, just to live. We pay health insurance every month, and it has increased last year. We pay 105 euro for the basics. EVERY MONTH! Even tho we don't go to the doctor. Money waisted! We pay every month a little amount for our future funeral. The counsil gets money every month, just to let us live in the city.

Living in the UK, maybe better? Nope. The weather is crap, and the food can be bad. Fish and chips? The smell of it is just horrible. You have nice food shops, but not alot. You don't sell proper french fries! Not the way us dutch chippie's make them. We have frikandel, you have a red sausage which looks like a penis that has been used alot (by shagging/wanking). The colour! Pure red. Pure evil. You have a government which makes the country not worth live in.

Think about it...... The people who live in the UK have to cut costs, because of the previous recession. Costs are only going up, while the amount the people are receiving by working only goes down. Everything goes up in price. It's harder to survive. And now they are closing hospital after hospital.
The USA ain't an improvement either, the countries depth has reached some trillions. TRILLIONS. And the Netherlands are not any different. We got quicker out of the recession, but that doesn't mean the recession was gentle to us. We pay a lot more, compared to 4 years ago. Murder numbers are still high, the country is still in a battle against drug users, and criminals. Should we be proud? No!

But we are! Look back at the wedding of Kate and William. How many people watched the whole thing? A lot. How many people where standing outside with flags? How many were proud they are british? A lot. And why? You complained about the highness of the price, which you had to pay for. You payed for the wedding to happen! Millions of pounds. Wasted! But when it all happened, you all didn't mind. You were as happy as the couple were. Happy, and proud.

Queensday, we were so proud over here. Everybody embraced the colour orange, don't ask me why. We all watched telly, and felt a link going through our bodies. We were united as one. When the horrible Queensday occurred, we were a nation in pain. We felt attached to our fellow dutchman. But why? We pay the salary of the Queen, and all she ever does is cut some ribbons.

You voted in the USA for the first black President! What an achievement. You saw him get inaugurated (did I spell that right?). You stood beside you fellow American, everywhere you saw people who were proud of being an American. You felt connected. But was it necessary? Did he change a lot in the USA? Nope. He only got Osama, which I still don't believe. Show the bloody picture.

But that's who we really are. We complain, but we love it. We love being part of a country, where people do care. When people get killed, we care. If a fellow countryman/woman achieved something special, we are proud. We take the piss, when other countries fail. Or when it is a President who is doing his toast, whilest the Queen was listening to the national anthem. Or when our ex- prime minister tried to ride a skateboard, and fell hard! We laugh about ourselves too. We love it. We care. YES WE DO CARE. That's what makes us unique. Do you need democracy to let that happen? Nope, you need to live in these three countries to experience that.

The weather in England might be bad, but it's still a lovely country. If it was so bad, the country would see alot of people trying to escape from it. But still, a huge amount of people don't move at all. It's their country, it's their weather. They complain about it, but secretly they love the rain on their faces.

Living in these miserable countries might seem hard, and it is. It makes us harder, and unique. Other countries are jealous. They will never achieve what we did: we live in a miserable country, but we love it! Mac Donalds slogan is used now, because it is true. I am loving it! Yes, and you love it too!

Or are we just miserable? We don't care, we are proud to be Americans/English/Dutch. And we should never be changed. The world is jealous of who were are. We are the true leaders of mother Earth. And we will still remain that for centuries to come!